Posts by Witness 007

********************** article start ********************** pop tartssource: michael jackson's formerly reclusive children now spreading religious message door-to-doorby hollie mckay.

published june 23, 2010.

Imagine: "Can I leave this tract with you about "Is the bible really God's word?" {Householder} "No thanks sweety." {Kid} "Okay, What about this signed copy of Thriller?" {Householder} "HELL YES KID......HERE"S A $10 DOLLAR DONATION!!"

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Watchtower Golden Age article = "In Paradise we will fly like Superman...and a Comet will keep earths climate warm??? What?

by Witness 007 in

life in paradise...what will it be like?

so many questions.....let's see what "the faithful slave" has to say about it.. golden age aug 25 1926 p.751 "negative gravitation...you may have wondered how accidents will be avioded in christs kingdom, since we are told nothing will hurt or destroy.

scientists tell us there is enough atomic energy in one finger-nail to propell a battleship.

Witness 007

Life in Paradise...what will it be like? So many questions.....let's see what "the Faithful Slave" has to say about it.

Golden Age Aug 25 1926 p.751 "Negative Gravitation...you may have wondered how accidents will be avioded in Christs Kingdom, since we are told nothing will hurt or destroy. Scientists tell us there is enough Atomic energy in one finger-nail to propell a battleship. The people of the future may carry a little of this power with them. If they fall down an elevator shaft, they can let themselves down easy, then they can TURN A LITTLE MORE ON and go back up...no danger of falling down stairs then."

Golden Age 1926 June 16 p.583 "God may soon cause a Comet to be captured by the earth...to bring about a change in the weather , and turn the planet into Paradise, where destruction and death are no more..."

Once again the "faithful slave" has used logic, science, and Holy Spirit to answer all your Paradise questions!

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Wierdest Yearbook experience EVER 1967 A "talking snake" silenced by an African Witness!!!

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yearbook 1967 p.105 "{chad -africa}.....a large crowd was follwing a man who had a talking serpent.

the serpent gave greetings and spoke in foriegn tongues...a brother was passing by and attracted by the commotion, he went to the house...as soon as he entered the room the serpent stopped talking.

the man cried out: "a magican has entered the room"...the brother said: "is that a serpent or a demon that is talking to you?...i know that since god created the animals not one sepent has spoken, with the exception of the one in the begining in the garden of eden...seeing that the serpent remained silent the man left the building...later he was anxious to get some literature....".

Witness 007

Yearbook 1967 p.105 "{Chad -Africa}.....a large crowd was follwing a man who had a talking serpent. The serpent gave greetings and spoke in foriegn tongues...a brother was passing by and attracted by the commotion, he went to the house...as soon as he entered the room the serpent stopped talking. The man cried out: "A magican has entered the room"...the brother said: "Is that a serpent or a demon that is talking to you?...I know that since God created the animals not one sepent has spoken, with the exception of the one in the begining in the Garden of Eden...seeing that the serpent remained silent the man left the building...later he was anxious to get some literature...."

So the evil snake from Eden is now alive and well in Africa!!!! Who put this crap in the Yearbook? Didn't anyone proof read?

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Bluetooth headsets

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bluetooth headsets have drawn a confusion, between knowing who is talking to someone and who is simply a crazy person talking to themselves.

perhaps it is useful, but it removes that warning sign of this person is a major crazy person.

of course, most crazy people who talk to themselves ... claim to be talking to god.

Witness 007

It's funny when people are pretending to have a conversation on the phone........and then it rings.

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Bluetooth headsets

by free2beme in

jw
friends

bluetooth headsets have drawn a confusion, between knowing who is talking to someone and who is simply a crazy person talking to themselves.

perhaps it is useful, but it removes that warning sign of this person is a major crazy person.

of course, most crazy people who talk to themselves ... claim to be talking to god.

Witness 007

We all know how happy God is to have a deep conversation with us.....

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"Jesus did not die on the cross" (Gunnar Samuelsson)

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"jesus did not die on the cross" .

a new doctoral dissertation in theology from gothenburg university claims that the bible has been misinterpreted when it comes to how jesus died.

gunnar samuelsson who wrote the dissertation has studied the original texts and sees no explicit references to crucifiction.

Witness 007

Right well back to the Kingdom Hall for me......Pioneering here I come baby!!!